Herobuilders.com, the best darn action figure company in Oxford, unleashed the Anthony Weiner doll Monday.
There are two versions, one of which is “for adults” according to the company’s website.
We chatted with Emil Vicale, the brains behind Herobuilders.
Valley Indy: Is the doll anatomically correct?
Emil Vicale: “I, unlike other people, have not seen the monster. But I heard it’s a monster so we gave him one.”
Valley Indy: Do you have to be 18 or over to order it?
Vicale: “We don’t check ids, we’re not a night club. But most people with a credit card are usually over 18.”
Valley Indy: Does it come with a camera-ready cell phone?
Vicale: “You can order, as an accessory, a Blackberry for your action figure. It’s awesome.”
Valley Indy: Would you let your daughter have this action figure?
Vicale: “Come on, please. Grow the (expletive deleted) up. I’m going to come over there and smack the (expletive deleted) out of you.”
Valley Indy What’s the inch count on his biceps?
Vicale: “For the first time, we’ve entered into doll territory. He doesn’t have the body of one of our overly muscular hero action figures.”
Valley Indy: Why’s that?
Vicale: “Even though he’s ripped a bit, he seems a little tiny.”
Valley Indy: Does he come shirtless?
Vicale: “He’s got boxers with a little logo on it — ‘Tweet this.’ And he has a T‑shirt that can be removed, of course.”
Valley Indy: Does the Anthony Weiner doll have a Twitter account?
Vicale: “That’s a friggin’ good idea. Don’t put that in the article. Let me go get a Twitter account.”
Valley Indy: Is the President Rambama doll asking the Weiner doll to resign?
Vicale: “He is demanding he resign. When you’re Rambama, you don’t ask (expletive deleted). He has demanded on several occasions.”
