The Valley Indy Is On Vacation

I’ll probably be heading back to Dave n’ Busters with Jack and Emma.

DERBY — The Valley Indy is on vacation!

Or more like a staycation?

What do you call it when your wife goes away for a conference in New Mexico while you’re left with the 6‑year-old, the 8‑year-old and some kinda wacky Australian cattle dog mix?

I think I’ll call it Ain’t nobody got time to report the news!”

Yes, I plan to officially shut down the site for about a week, starting now.

I’m throwing my cell phone into the ocean, pouring gasoline on my iMac, punching my Wifi router in the nose, setting all emails to self-destruct, researching anxiety disorders and getting ready to go to grandma’s house.

I return Aug. 5, God willing.

Gotta go, the 6‑year-old just dumped a drink on the living room rug.

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