DERBY — The Valley Indy is on vacation!
Or more like a staycation?
What do you call it when your wife goes away for a conference in New Mexico while you’re left with the 6-year-old, the 8-year-old and some kinda wacky Australian cattle dog mix?
I think I’ll call it “Ain’t nobody got time to report the news!”
Yes, I plan to officially shut down the site for about a week, starting now.
I’m throwing my cell phone into the ocean, pouring gasoline on my iMac, punching my Wifi router in the nose, setting all emails to self-destruct, researching anxiety disorders and getting ready to go to grandma’s house.
I return Aug. 5, God willing.
Gotta go, the 6-year-old just dumped a drink on the living room rug.